I love gear, the pace of play was horrendous. The dude had every golf gadget available to man. The tee with the extra side tee with the little string, I mean everything. He was hitting the flag with range finder while putting aaaand pacing out every putt. The other 2 were also 🤦‍♂️. The ranger came twice.

by HitchhikingGoat

49 Comments

  1. What happens when you try and use all of the useless gifts from the various holidays (from non-golfers)

  2. jdjshshdjdj

    Well obviously you should get all that stuff so you can shoot 155 just like him

  3. Not to be insensitive or anything, but, like, there’s something wrong with that guy, right?

  4. pornaltgraphy

    I hope this man lost a bet and doesn’t live this way.

    This is borderline a mental health issue.

  5. Pluffmud90

    Does he trailer this rig or does he live on the course?

  6. Canadian fight and now this? This sub is having a great week!

  7. Somewhere in there is a bun warmer for the hotdog at the turn.

  8. All that gear and he didn’t buy golf shoes hahaha

  9. _RocketGrunt_

    If a flea market was a push cart….boy oh boy that’s so much to visually comprehend

  10. SirSamuelVimes83

    How the hell do you take a swing with all that jingle-jangling going on? I can’t even stand to have a phone or simple wallet in my pockets

    Probably shooting yardage from par 5 tee boxes, and the fringes too?

  11. Confident_Purpose87

    I’m not a fan of club rattle. This must sound like a fucking one man band driving through the rough I presume.

  12. In-Jail-Out-Soon

    I can’t play with anything in my pockets and this guy is solving a robbery with all his tools

  13. Did he hack the cart battery to power everything else too??

  14. WorldOfLavid

    I can’t even have a tee in my pocket when I’m swinging. I’d lose my marbles if I had his setup

  15. MurtaughFusker

    Does he unclip his glove to use it or is it always on the retractable tether?

  16. Bro I can’t even have a coin in my pocket while playing, much less a full fucken Rube Goldberg assembly

  17. I_loseagain

    Meanwhile I got a ball, 3 tees, and my divot tool in my pockets and hate how much I’m carrying. I couldn’t imagine swinging with all that shit on

  18. I’m sorry, did you just say my dude was using the range finder for *putting????*

  19. DarthPlayer8282

    Go-Go Gadget Golf!

    ![gif](giphy|14mgxYFJHXGmoo)

  20. Shooting the flag while putting? Like figuring out how far his putt is? Lol he’s thorough

  21. slabbypahoehoe

    I wonder how long it takes this guy to set up everything in the parking lot when he shows up to the course.

    Dude’s gotta get there at least a half hour before his tee time to not be late to that first tee.

  22. Hoagies-and-Steaks

    This is why I send my kids to public school, so they can understand that there are people like this who walk among us

  23. realhenryknox

    Just looks like this man has a family who loves him. That’s a lot of Fathers Day, Birthday, and Christmas gifts.

  24. Maaaan let the guy have his golf special interest. No need to shame the guy on the internet

  25. derilickion

    Did he have a pocket fisherman ? That and bear spray make a serious statement

  26. ExplosiveDioramas

    Not going to lie, this is how I wanted to do everything as a kid 🤣

  27. Cheesedingus

    This might be my favorite post in r/golf history

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