I love gear, the pace of play was horrendous. The dude had every golf gadget available to man. The tee with the extra side tee with the little string, I mean everything. He was hitting the flag with range finder while putting aaaand pacing out every putt. The other 2 were also 🤦♂️. The ranger came twice.
by HitchhikingGoat
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Didn’t break 100 either did they lol
What happens when you try and use all of the useless gifts from the various holidays (from non-golfers)
Pimpin’ ain’t easy.
Yet doesn’t have golf shoes? 😆
Brings his own vinegar
Well obviously you should get all that stuff so you can shoot 155 just like him

I have no clue what half that stuff is.
Not to be insensitive or anything, but, like, there’s something wrong with that guy, right?
I hope this man lost a bet and doesn’t live this way.
This is borderline a mental health issue.
Does he trailer this rig or does he live on the course?
Canadian fight and now this? This sub is having a great week!
Somewhere in there is a bun warmer for the hotdog at the turn.
We need to know what he shot
All that gear and he didn’t buy golf shoes hahaha
If a flea market was a push cart….boy oh boy that’s so much to visually comprehend
How the hell do you take a swing with all that jingle-jangling going on? I can’t even stand to have a phone or simple wallet in my pockets
Probably shooting yardage from par 5 tee boxes, and the fringes too?
Even the wheels have wheels
I’m not a fan of club rattle. This must sound like a fucking one man band driving through the rough I presume.
I can’t play with anything in my pockets and this guy is solving a robbery with all his tools
Hey, I’ve got the same bag!
https://preview.redd.it/8uv9vjowgqcf1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a9a12cd3c2ed6df931ac3610b751abbaf87af1c
At least the ranger had a good time
Did he hack the cart battery to power everything else too??
I can’t even have a tee in my pocket when I’m swinging. I’d lose my marbles if I had his setup
Does he unclip his glove to use it or is it always on the retractable tether?
Bro I can’t even have a coin in my pocket while playing, much less a full fucken Rube Goldberg assembly
Was he a member of the Goonies?
Meanwhile I got a ball, 3 tees, and my divot tool in my pockets and hate how much I’m carrying. I couldn’t imagine swinging with all that shit on
But no iron covers? Go figure.
I’m sorry, did you just say my dude was using the range finder for *putting????*
Is he Japanese by any chance ?
Go-Go Gadget Golf!

Shooting the flag while putting? Like figuring out how far his putt is? Lol he’s thorough
I wonder how long it takes this guy to set up everything in the parking lot when he shows up to the course.
Dude’s gotta get there at least a half hour before his tee time to not be late to that first tee.
This is why I send my kids to public school, so they can understand that there are people like this who walk among us
Just looks like this man has a family who loves him. That’s a lot of Fathers Day, Birthday, and Christmas gifts.
Is he living out of his pushcart?
8 wheels on that cart. 8!
Me when I’m 60.
Maaaan let the guy have his golf special interest. No need to shame the guy on the internet
Did you ask where his CB radio was?
Did he have a pocket fisherman ? That and bear spray make a serious statement
Not going to lie, this is how I wanted to do everything as a kid 🤣
Average r/edc poster
That thing def has a toilet on it
This might be my favorite post in r/golf history
That guy is 100% on Reddit.
Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne…